Video 24 Apr

Literally every time I see those Cigarette “it’s a metaphor” posts this song gets stuck in my head and I instantly have to go listen to it.

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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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Video 23 Apr 619,933 notes

wingardium-liftiosa:

dancingonthegrave:

THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER. 

Reblogging again because it’s more true now than it’s ever been.

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Text 23 Apr 21,747 notes

ruinsofxerxes:

ruinsofxerxes:

first date talk: have you seen fullmetal alchemist

second date talk: WELL YOU’RE ABOUT TO

Text 22 Apr 272,220 notes

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

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Photo 22 Apr 492,785 notes john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

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john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

Video 22 Apr 304,625 notes

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Text 22 Apr 166,519 notes

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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Video 22 Apr 67,424 notes

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Text 22 Apr 176,624 notes

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
Text 22 Apr 1,105 notes

angelof-thursday:

Happy Earth Day.

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Chat 22 Apr 6,470 notes
  • Girl: come over
  • Me: I don't have a gif detailing my current situation
  • Girl: my parents aren't home
  • Me: 
Text 22 Apr 148,410 notes

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

The point i’m getting from this is that I don’t want to be anywhere near 18 bees flying in formation, like fuck that I’m out


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