Doesn’t matter how old I get, Disney has a way of always making me crack a smile.
Me last night - Man I wish the snow would stop
The weather overnight - *changes to rain*
Me this morning - “well fuck you too weather”
how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?
an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”
so you give birth to an elf every month?
i used to hate squidward
but now i see it
i am squidward
we’re all squidward
ARE THERE ANY OTHER SQUIDWARDS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
so does this make me a fucked up individual or
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD
Reblog this if I said you had a nice body would you put it up against me?