Literally every time I see those Cigarette “it’s a metaphor” posts this song gets stuck in my head and I instantly have to go listen to it.
what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated
THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER.
Reblogging again because it’s more true now than it’s ever been.
first date talk: have you seen fullmetal alchemist
second date talk: WELL YOU’RE ABOUT TO
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.
Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
- Girl: come over
- Me: I don't have a gif detailing my current situation
- Girl: my parents aren't home